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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
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On 2009-01-04, I performed a friends cut to purge accounts that appear to be abandoned. If I mistakenly removed you and you're still around, please let me know immediately! I like keeping in touch with old friends and acquaintances. ;)
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Well, it's probably temporary, but it'll work for now. :P

I managed to find a way to extract the SWF files from the Flash Player EXE files, so I've zipped them up, uploaded them to Filefront, and...

"The Ever-Matrix Trilogy" by Fortunado

Ta-daaa!

For those who might not know what I'm talking about (or who may be finding this entry through a Google search), the link above is a link to the "Ever-Matrix" movie files in SWF format. The Ever-Matrix Trilogy is a trio of Flash movie clips that were made by a person named "Fortunado" some years back. (Note: I am not Fortunado.) The title of the movies is pretty self-explanatory -- "Verant" is an Artificial Intelligence program created by a man named "Sony," which is designed to maintain the "Matrix" world (i.e.: EverQuest) and imprison the world's population. However, things are breaking out of control...

The movies are composed almost entirely of screenshots from the original EverQuest game engine, along with music from various bands in the background, and the dialog is text-based. Compared to today's standards, the video may look kinda crappy, but it was really damn good for its time, and I still believe it's one of the best fan-made video series ever made. Total playtime is approximately 50 minutes between all three files. To watch them, simply drag-and-drop the SWF file you wish to view into an open browser window. Internet Explorer or Mozilla should work just fine, as long as you have a Flash 4 (or higher) plugin installed.

Unfortunately, these movies have been on and off the internet for many years now. I'm doing my part to keep them alive! So, even if you've never played EverQuest before, or you hate MMORPGs, the Matrix series, fanfiction, or whatever -- if you have the time, it's worth a watch! (Even if it's just to gawk at the horrible EQ graphics engine from 9 years ago.)
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TheRegister.org: Visa dings teen for $23-quadrillion restaurant charge
TheRegister.org: Fancy dropping into Pitetsbkrrh?

I've heard about these stories on NPR yesterday and today. What can you say? Technology's goin' plain crazy lately! How would you like to fly into Pitetsbkrrh, or be charged $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 for eating at Applebee's?

Another interesting and more revealing source of information on the Visa charge error is over at Slashdot.

Randomly... I'm finally going through my MP3s folder and cleaning house. I've got so much crap in here that I used to think was cool as hell. Ugh.

I still dig this one though.

William Shatner - Common People )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: William Shatner - Common People

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http://shadeofaranchant.ytmnd.com/

Current Mood: nostalgic

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BizJournals.com: Embarq, CenturyTel complete $11.6B deal

An open letter to all current and future CenturyLink employees: MAKE SURE THE INTERNET SERVICE DOESN'T SUCK. I dropped Comcast two years ago when they bought out Time-Warner Cable in our area and switched us over to their backbone. Why? Because their internet access sucked. Wanna see how much it sucked? Check out my review from way back when.

Don't pull a Comcast. Make sure it's anything but Comcastic.

Thank you.
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So, I mentioned BlazBlue for the Xbox 360 while I was in Pittsburgh. One thing that was pretty cool about it was the fact that one of the characters looks awfully similar to another character I know, from an entirely different franchise.


Ragna the Bloodedge, from BlazBlue

Who does he look similar to...?


Zengar Zonvolt, from Super Robot Taisen

Yeah! He even has the big-ass sword! His attacks seemed to be more demonic or evil in nature though, but still, the first time I saw the character I was totally like "That's Zengar!"

Cool beans.

Also, randomly: http://www.maniasarcania.com/2009/07/04/pet-worgen/
I want ooooooooone~!
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... couldn't they have come up with a better title for the game? And maybe used the same battle system as the original? It's still the same basic fundamentals with a few twists, but the animation quality (and sometimes the speed) looks more like an old fan-made Flash game. It's the Wii, I'm sure it could've handled the extra programming required. The SNES sure handled it just fine.

Still, totally a nostalgia trip. Overall, I like it and will aim to beat it and all of its upcoming chapters.
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But I'll be looping Angry Video Game Nerd's "Moonwalker" review for the rest of the night.

RIP.

(Now I know why LJ was inaccessible when I got home from work earlier. Holy cow.)

Current Mood: blah

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Newegg.com: Killer NIC M1 Gaming Network Card

Gawd, I would love to try out that network card for kicks. But, holy fuck the price!

Sadly, they seem to have a LOT of driver support issues. From drivers corrupting the Windows registry, to players simply seeing no improvements whatsoever. Or worse, performance hits!

But the idea seems very nice. It's basically a mini-PC on a PCI card that runs an optimized version of Linux to handle all networking data for Windows, and you can write (install?) apps for it too.

I would love to see the performance difference between this card and my onboard NIC (which I generally have no qualms with anyway), but I'm not really willing to spend $250 for the luxury -- or shipping charges + restocking fees for it to fuck up my system. Maybe when it becomes more affordable, and they fix some of the long-standing issues & start seeing more generally positive reviews.

Very good idea though.

Current Mood: curious

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Wanna see a couple of the strangest Trade channel advertisements I've seen on Argent Dawn?

Somewhat NSFW. It's only screenshotted text. )

God, I wish I'd taken a screenshot of the level 1 female toon who was hitting up Trade for a "long term high-level bondage ERP leveling partner (with futa)" last night. I'm not kidding. I LOL'd.

Only on an RP server. :P

Current Mood: amused

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Three characters with Flame Warden on day one of the Midsummer Fire Festival event, and one more is a mere Ahune kill away from Flame Warden as well. Huzzah!

Me? Bored? No way! In fact, I'm lovin' it.

... and mot in the McD sort of way, either.

Current Mood: chipper

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There's a person who transferred to AD about two weeks ago, who was a well-known ninja on their realm. Somebody from their old realm posted a warning on the AD forums about this person on the 11th, and just today, it's beginning to explode into a firestorm of drama.

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/board.html?forumId=11140 <-- AD realm forums

Look for "Ninja Alert", "Sorry guyz...", and any comments made by "Sarapaladin" -- the loot ninja in question.

Yeah, I guess he's a fan of Sarah Palin or something. He seems to share the same intelligence level. Plus HE'S MADE THREATS OF INTERNET VIOLENCE ALREADY ONOES!1

/popcorn

[edit]
The "Sorry guyz..." thread got deleted, but the ninja thread is still up.

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Well, it's true! I decided to pop into Strand of the Ancients earlier today for kicks, and the Horde were handily kicking ass. Sadly for me, riiiiiiiight as the victory screen was popping up, I got booted out of WoW and didn't receive credit. Bah!

So I decided to do some troubleshooting: properly install WoW, disable QuestHelper, and zone into the BGs from old-world instead of Outland or Northrend. The results: A win in AV, and a win in another Strand!

For the second Strand attempt, I have a bit of a story to share. For starters, I was the first one who entered the zone Horde-side. Meaning I was the BG leader. Great, a green rookie is #1. Ugh. But I remained silent throughout (after discovering the WoW client wouldn't respond to my wish to make somebody else leader), and just about everybody else did as well... until we started losing.



We held 'em off as best as we could, I kept people stunned and tried to slow them down as much as I could, but alas, we lost. In the heat of the moment, someone nerdraged and ragequit. ... Sucks for that person, because we later came back with a VENGEANCE!



I was in one of the two vehicles that plowed through the gates nearly unopposed. Gate #1, one guy was in a cannon firing at us. We ignored him and blew down the gate like it wasn't even there. Gate blew open, we proceeded. Inside was a rogue just... standing there, AFK. I took aim and blasted him a few times. He died. I ran over his corpse, and while I wasn't rewarded with a POP-SQUOOSH sound effect, it was still satisfying. Came up to the second gate to encounter.... nobody. We blew down that gate too, and rolled on to the final gate. Two people, each manning a cannon. One's aim was terrible, the other not so bad. Once again we focused on that gate, and it caved in. Our two tanks rolled on, and we started taking potshots at the relic chamber. Sadly, this is where my tank died -- so I popped out and started attacking the nearby paladin, who was in fact the ONLY player nearby... who promptly bubbled and took off after the other tank. I chased him, the other tank took down the relic chamber door, and as soon as his bubble faded I stunned him and ran into the relic chamber to collect my prize!

Not to mention two achievements, including one for beating Strand in under 4 minutes. Hawt.

A satisfying ending, especially remembering the ragequitter who cost himself his own victory. -I-

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I wish I could find a torrent for this game... if only for the soundtrack. :(

[edit]
Wait, the torrent for the OST finally kicked in and a seeder started sending it to me. Wewt!

Current Mood: calm

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TheRegister: Microsoft bribes Oz to ditch Firefox

"We've buried $10,000 somewhere on the internet and if you're the first one to find it, you get to keep it. But you'll never find it using old Firefox. (So get rid of it, or get lost.)"

... Lol. That's so sad.

In other news: a couple of thousand angry Australians landed in Redmond, WA today to protest Microsoft's ten thousand dollar giveaway promotion. The men and women from down unda' had installed the latest Internet Explorer software suite and visited the promotional website shortly after 12am local time. However, the site had already been modified and defaced by an anonymous third party. Using exploits that had been introduced with the latest version of Redmond's web browser, the deformed website installed a slew of keyloggers, trojan horses, and other malware which copied the users' personal data, broadcast it to a series of IP addresses located around the globe, crippled the machines they had infected, and presented the victim with an image of somebody's middle finger in the center of the screen with the words "Thanks for playing, [expletive deleted]!"

Giorgio Maone was quoted as shaking his head and saying: "[They] shoulda stuck with NoScript."

A Microsoft spokeswoman was quoted as repeatedly banging her forehead into her computer desk. She otherwise refused to comment.

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